~Yokai-Kari

I Google myself.

~Yokai-Kiki tagged meee.

Rule: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name... Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Kari needs to make a few gonzo pornos to upgrade her resume."
Lul, I got that one the last time I did a similar meme to this.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Kari looks like she was cooked in an oven and then removed once plump & golden."
Mmmm.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Kari says HOLY COW!!"
Moo.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "KARI WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!"
Indeed I do. 83

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Kari does play a great bitch, doesn't she?"
xD!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Kari hates Rock Lee."
But Gaara loves him. Sorry, Sakura.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Kari Asks: What's the difference between beef chop suey and beef chow mein?"
Hmmmm.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Kari Goes Nude"
8D WeeHoo~!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Kari likes to start his mornings with a brisk swim, go to power walking in the afternoons and ski whenever there is enough snow on the ground."
But Kari isn't a man. ):

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Kari eats in response to a shared tragedy from their youth."
EAT YOUR FEELINGS. It's good for your soul.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Kari Wears a Hat!"
Yay, hat! Is it a Haido!monkey hat? 83


But I cheated. I skipped around and found ones I liked. A lot of them were boring.

Tag, you're it.